Unintended consequences
Action: accidentally cutting 1" slice along the length of pinky finger, nicely across the side of the knuckle with butcher knife while cleaning it.
Good reaction: can't wash the dishes, gee darn.
Bad reaction: hurts to type. must type all day tomorrow at work. darn.
Good reaction: (temporary) truce in Boy 1's pissy behavior
Bad reaction: did I mention temporary?
Good reaction: don't have to wear bathing suit this friday, because I have this huge painful gash on my finger, I can't possibly go swimming in the ocean, hello, salt water?
Bad reaction: it hurts.
2 Things People Said:
poor you. salt water help heal though, so pretty much, you're screwed, suit up, darlin'.
you have to milk it, to prolong the truce! feel better!
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