Women problems

Boy 2, mah baby, has women problems. WomEn. Plural.

It seems that M, K, and C all told Boy 2 they like him. Together. And wanted him to choose. Right then and there. Being the sensitive metrosexual that is (will be), he didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings, so he said he'd speak to them individually.

His friend, N, being the helpful little snot he is, then told all three girls that they had to bring in stuff for Boy 2, so he would like them better.

*insert grumble and lecture here*

The whole story came out when Boy 2 then brought the stuff home, because he didn't want to hurt the girls feelings. Not only did they bring him toys, they all brought him food. Because honestly, the way to Boy 2's heart is through his stomach. Chips, grapes and a honey bun were showered on him. The little tarts.

Boy 2 and I had a nice chat about how you don't like people because of what they give you, which he knew, and that the stuff would be returned. And N would stop telling the girls to helpful hints to win Boy 2's heart.

But the heart of the story, Boy 2 has a girlfriend. Ack. He choose M, because he liked her before the trio's ultimatum. I asked him what being his girlfriend meant, and he told me, "You know, she's my girl."

Ah. That clears it up.