Specificity.
I took Dog to have his hair cut today. You remember what Dog looks like, right? He's a golden retriever/chocolate lab mix. Picture a golden with chocolate brown hair.
They asked me what haircut I wanted for Dog. After staring at them for a minute (a bob? a farah fawcett flip? a mohawk?) I said, a summer haircut.
And away they went.
And they returned to me a naked mole rat.
Or Dog, I'm not sure. But he is naked.
Next time, I will specify a farah fawcett flip.
2 Things People Said:
um...yep, mole rat. poor dog.
Now he looks more like a pure chocolate without the longer hair of the golden. He's GOTTA be cooler like that.
Besides, a male dog with the Farrah flip? It'd crush his masculinity. Poor guy.
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