Length of a week

You know it will be a long week when your boss takes a look at the stacks of work waiting to be done - by you - laughs, sets another large stack down next to it and says, "Well, at least this week is going to go by quickly for you."

Also, you know it's been a long week for him when he asks you for an envelope while he's getting ready to go jogging at lunch. I passed him a #10 envelope and asked if that was the size he wanted. He answered "yeah, I just need one stuff in my shorts"

*snort*

He meant, to put his key and license in and put in the little pocket in his shorts, but the look on his face was pretty much priceless.